Jordan Klepper shares the things he’s learned on location in Crimea.
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Preview for our short film, Peepers, premiering at SXSW in March!
Directed this video.
Written by and starring some talented NYC folks.
Clean your face. Your filthy face.
Engaged. Full UCB Series.
Engaged: The Right Barn
This is not your average visit to the florist.
Engaged. Coming soon to a computer screen near you.
Trailer for Engaged. Playing at the 2013 NYTVF in October.
Club on Thursday
Near the Mink
Yes, I do have a minute to help prevent child sexual abuse. The thing is, I don’t have “this” minute to do that. A minute tomorrow, or maybe even later today, I am all over it. I could maybe even give you a five spot to put an end to all this kid abuse. Hell, I hate that stuff so much, I’ll block off a whole hour and we can get down and dirty (in a positive and constructive way). But as far as using “this” minute right here to help, I don’t think it’s going to happen.
Okay, I understand that it just takes a second, although a few seconds ago you told me it just took a minute—not to call you out there, but what’s the story morning glory? I’m not calling you a liar, but let’s be straight with each other. The fact of the matter is I’ve got a very important meeting that I am late to. Supes important.
Of course preventing child abuse is also super important. More important than this meeting? Apples and oranges. I’d be a monster if I said that preventing predatory abuse of minors took a back seat to chatting about an upcoming web series idea with my buddy. But I will say, it’s a killer idea for a web series. Super funny. It’s gonna get, like, a million hits.
I’m not saying that it’s more important, but I will say that it may be more timely. It’s crucial for web videos to be in response to the current zeitgeist, and if you sleep on a good idea, Joe Public’s not going to be interested a week too late. Whereas, kiddy fiddling has been going on since the Greeks.
Kiddy fiddling was a poor choice of words. Now we’re fighting. We’re on the same team! Let’s stamp out all sexual abuse! Not just kids! Hell, if this web video goes half as good as I imagine it will, I’ll probably be so famous that I could just do a sweet ass commercial and shore up a million bucks to squash the bad touching. That’d be awesome. My buddy has a camera and everything so we won’t even have to spend money on production. That money can all go back to the cause. Our cause! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to run into Mocha Bagels and grab a coffee before I hop the train.
Lady, I gotta have my coffee before a pitch session. It’s sort of a tradition. Plus, Willy doesn’t have a French press at his apartment, and we end up wasting valuable brainstorm time walking to Café Grumpy to get the much needed caffeine fix. That’s time we could’ve been spit balling and coming up with hilarious bits.
Trust me, the bits we come up with are gold. Supes funny. You’d love them, really. Actually, take a flyer and check out my tumblr page. It’s got links to some really funny videos that totally crush it and some goofy stuff I wrote that I think you’ll dig. It’ll only take a minute.